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23 / M / Straight / Single

Kahului, Hawaii

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White, Other
5' 6" (1.67m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
When drinking
Atheism and very serious about it
Working on college/university
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Less than $20,000
Likes children
Owns cats
English (Fluently)

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I am Rock and Roll, mad as hell, and not going to take it.

My Self-Summary

Hi. I'm Mike, but a lot of people call me "Matlock" It's been my nickname for years and when a third of the population of the universe (and it's expanding, mind you) is named "Mike" you tend to not mind nicknames that much.

I play music. Punk Rock'n-ass Rock and Roll.
And sometimes hip hop; to pay the bills.

I'm also a big-ass nerd. When I'm not playing music I play video games all day and watch shitty movies. I'm really into physics and history, and I watch Professional leauge Star Craft like most people watch their favorite football team.

my myspace is if you wanted to know that or something.
and my AIM is lawnjovi

If you listen to the songs "Leaving Jesusland" and "You're wrong" By NOFX you'll totally get what I'm all about.

What I’m doing with my life

Working fast food (It's Greek to Me), living in a haunted warehouse, writing music, catching Pokemon, trying to tattoo stuff, trying to go back to school.
I build stuff, do basic household maintenance and wiring for fun.

I'm in these bands:

I’m really good at

I'm not really good at anything, but I'm pretty good at a lot of stuff. Like: writing music, playing guitar, making old people laugh, oral sex, cooking, relaxing, design and construction, taking it easy,and macgyvering shit.

The first things people usually notice about me

"Is that the guy that played Han Solo? No? Of course not, he looks nothing like him."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food


In Watermelon Sugar - Richard Brautigan
The Elegant Universe- Brian Greene
FireBird - Mercades Lackey
A Sideways Look at Time - Jay Griffiths


Back to The Future
High Fidelity
The Search for Animal Chin
Better off dead
10 Things I hate about you] (shut the fuck up, it rules.)
Fight Club
Anything bloody and scary made before 1990


NOFX, The Descendents, The Vandals, Bad Religion, The Beatles, The Pixies, CRASS, Led Zeppelin ,Blink 182 (Pre-Enima of the State, Fuck the new bullshit),Guitarwolf , Rancid, 80's Metal, KISS, STYX , The Darkness, Screeching weasel ,SOJH ,dethklok ,The Sacred Truths ,Oldies ,N.W.A. ,MANOWAR ,Katamari Damacy, The Simon Belmonts ,Skull Kid ,Pink Floyd ,Bob Dylan , The Minibosses ,Tenacious D, Dio ,MANOWAR ,Josie and the Pussycats, Dianna Ross and the Supremes, Music from Disney Movies, Dead Kennedy's, The Bouncing Souls, The Dwarves, Heart, The Rolling Stones, Gogo Bordello, The Presidents of the United States of America, Jurassic 5, MC Chris, Peaches

I'll finish this later

Avocado Sushi
Smartfood's white cheddar Cheese Popcorn , Boca Burgers, Taco Bell,, Slurpees,

Video Games:
Star Craft
Half Life (all of them eccept the bullshit expansions made by 3rd parties)
Left 4 Dead
Team Fortress 2
Anything on dreamcast
Zelda 64 (Ocarina of Time)
Perfect Dark
Katamari Damacy
Excite Truck

The six things I could never do without

Music, my friends, good food,

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Zombie proofing my house, Life, Sex,(the usual) "why the fuck is soulja boy famous?", Music, What I'm going to eat later, Taco Bell, Numbers, Kickass guitar solos, and Taco Bell.

Why the fuck my cats always putting his ass all up in my face and shit.


On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with my friends, reading a book, climbing a tree, Cooking, playing Video games, playing shows, slaying dragons, building shit out of wood, Taco Bell.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I wish I were a lesbian.

You should message me if

You just should. You're cool, I'm cool, lets party.