If you step into the voting booth today and still haven’t decided who gets your hanging chad, consider this: A survey of 8,000 online daters says that Democrats are better in bed.
And can we tell you, the donkeys won by a landslide!
A whopping 82.6 percent of the HookupSite.dating members polled said the Dems were thunder under the covers while only 17.4 percent wanted to get it on with a Republican.
Grand Old Party indeed!
“What can I say, I’m marrying a Democrat,” said Kerry Healey adviser Dominick Ianno, former head of the state GOP.
Ha! He’s no fool!
“This is the first poll I have agreed with in quite a while,” added Ianno, whose candidate has been trailing in all pre-election surveys. “I think it’s hard to argue with the results.”
But when asked who is hotter, Demmie Deval Patrick or his gal, Kerry, Dominic goes back on message. “Of course it's Healey,” he said.
(Deval’s people, perhaps a bit overconfident, did not respond to our probing query.)
On the topic of relationships, 71.9 percent of those polled said they would rather have an affair with a Republican but marry a Democrat. Which makes absolutely no sense if you consider the previous response. Because, of course, then you’d end up with Bill Clinton!